This will be short and sweet. We covered everything in tonights show last night.

Our feelings about the performances are no different.

They started by letting Jeffrey & Edyta do a goodbye dance. They were cute. Next.

The couples passed through to next week…

1. Cloris & Corky

This was a sad joke on America. There is no way this couple got to the next round legitimately, unless this was some kind of elderly sympathy act. Absolutely pathetic that it will result in the elimination of someone with actual talent.

2. Maurice & Cheryl

Cheryl saved the day!! Maurice will live to dance another day.

3. Misty & Maksim

They get another one right!!

4. Warren & Kym

OK. Warren was much better last night and Kym is so incredible, it is hard to not include her in the competition.

5. Susan & Tony

Marginally in our list to survive.

6. Rocco & Karina

OK, they were mediocre, so we wouldn’t have eliminated them.

8. Lance & Lacey

If they had sent these two packing, we would have stopped covering the show right here and now.

9. Cody & Julianne

Not dissatisfied with this choice.

10.Toni & Alec

If they were indeed in the bottom 2, this was either fixed, or America was off hook. Cloris over Toni Braxton? Is that totally stupid or what?

Ted and Inna go home. All our favorites from last night made it. Cloris, our least favorite, survived, and we know she will remain our least favorite going forward.

Ted and Inna wouldn’t have survived anyway. They tied for worst with several other couples next to the absolute worst, Cloris. Ted was too stiff and Inna just doesn’t have the look of the other women. But to have dangled Toni as next to last was stupid, they were great and our favorite of the night. And to pass through Cloris was a sad joke on America. We really don’t want to see her dance again. *TGFFF.

*TGFFF: Thank gad for fast forward