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9/17 America’s Got Talent: The Cream Rises To The Top

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You could have missed the first 15 minutes and missed nothing.

1.      Paul Salos led off. He did New York, New York.  He fouled up some parts.  He really didn’t sound totally like Frank, but he was pretty good.  Then he forgot the words, and had a reasonable finish, but nothing fantastic.  Piers actually buzzed him.

2.      Kaitlyn Maher was next, and she appeared, with commercials and filler, 8 full minutes after Paul.  Bearing in mind these are two minute acts, that says what this show really is.  It has become America’s got Ads.  At Any rate, Kaitlyn did Call My Name (I’ll Be There), was real cute, her voice was cracking, she was really not good at all.  But she has the cute going.  If cute is worth a million bucks, she is worth a million.  Talent-wise, not much.  Other than Piers, they all pandered to her.  We thought *TGFFF.

3. It was a full 7 minutes from the time the judges shut up until Donald Braswell came on. He did his usual show tune style music, Broadway style.  We would tell you how well he did, but we fell asleep, but we knew we would have plenty of time for a nap given the 7 minute gap between the acts.  He was done in 2 minutes.  He has a strong voice and could do a Broadway show.  He is just so boring.

4. This time, with filler and fluff, it was again 7 minutes before Jessica Price took the stage. She still sounds like a frightened little mouse when she sings.  The song is nice, and she has it going OK, but she wouldn’t get to the final 20 in Idol.  She had the chorus down nice, and she has a very sexy appeal so someone could make her popular, but it couldn never be purely based on her voice.  And she would have to cut a CD first of studio promoted music before anyone would pay to see her on stage.

5. The time, between the commercials, fluff and the next act was, you guessed it, 7 minutes.  Joseph Hall started rising in smoke and sang “Satisfy Me”, by, who else, Elvis.  He actually had the Elvis act down better this week.  He had the stage moves down and seemed comfortable performing them.  As before, though, when he hits the real hard notes, he ain’t Elvis, but he is entertaining and the ladies are crazed about him.

6. 7 more minutes… Neil E. Boyd began.  He did “All By Myself”.  Going for the powerful chorus, but the slow parts were a bit harsh to listen to.  The chorus did not show off his powerful voice as well as it could, but he did take the opportunity to hit a few power notes and had a strong finale.  We like him, but find him boring like Donald Braswell.  But we are pulling for him because he really could use the money for donuts.

7. 8 minutes of commercials and fluff to the Wright Kids.  The kids started with another kids tune.  “ABC”.   Lead was flat for the first verse.  Chorus OK, but clearly not Jackson Five Quality.  The performance had no energyand was very boring.  Poorly done.  We thought they had it going last week.  They lost it this week, and it was not the time to lose it.

8. They only got to 6 minutes wasted before they brought on Queen Emily.  We were impressed.  With the gap, not Emily, only 6 minutes, wow!!  She sang “You’re Going To Love Me”.  She pushed it and was driving a bit too hard, yelling at times.  We know the lady can wale, and she was better than she was last week, but she is not at the same level of talent as the women she imitates and she was trying too hard.  We think she is entertaining, but wouldn’t pay to see her.  Still, she will likely make the top 5 given the screw up eliminations from last week.

9. Six more minutes and it was time for Nuttin But Stringz.  We really like this duo, and we were expecting them to deliver huge. They started off with a marching drum sort of group to build things up.  We still cannot place what it is that is entertaining about them.  They did have to bring in more fluff like gals hanging from scarfs and swinging from the rafters, but that is typical Vegas stuff.  By the time they were done, these guys had their bow strings all shredded.  We did not like them as much as last week, but we liked them  bunch none the less.

10. Seven minutes to Eli Mattson.  He did an Elton Song “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word”.  He should be a cinch for the final, but he needs to bring it big next week.  This week he was a tad on the boring side.

Our conclusion.

If you do not have a DVR and you like this show, get one.  We watched a two hour show that had 20 minutes of performance in it.  That left 1 hour and fourty minutes of filler, most of it painful commercials and fluff of approximately 7 minutes between each act.  TGFFF is worth every penny, even if you just get to skip Jerry.

Our contestant order and scores:

1. Eli Mattson (8/10)
2. Nuttin But Stringz (8/10)
3. Neil E. Boyd (8/10)
4. Queen Emily (7/10)
5. Joseph Hall (7/10)
6. Paul Salos (7/10)
7. Donald Braswell (7/10)
8. Jessica Price (6/10)
9. Wright Kids (6/10)
10. Kaitlyn Maher (6/10)

Our definite eliminations this week are the child acts.  This week, for them to get to the finals, they would have to get major child sympathy.  Neither act was good.

Jessica should not be here and lucked out last week getting cast on the first night when the talent was so very weak.  She is pretty, but she is just really not that good.  Maybe she could be better in a studio and with singing training.  She doesn’t have a horrible voice, but she isn’t at Eli’s, Neil’s or even Emily’s level.  But she has a look that could be played up if she found her niche.  Maybe she could even step into Idol after a year of singing lessons.

Our definite winners this week are Eli Mattson, Nuttin But Stringz and Neil E. Boyd.  All performed up to par and all deserve a berth in the finals, even though we think none could do an hour long Vegas act day after day.

The most talented of the remaining three is Donald Braswell.  He could do Broadway, but he is a tad old for that and we wouldn’t pay to see just him sing.  Joseph Hall does a mean Elvis, but he doesn’t sing extremely well.  But man oh man does he get the girls going.  Paul Salos does a pretty good impersonation of Frank.  And we could picture him as a background act in Vegas.  It is a shame they displaced such great talent last week due to the poor format, or we wouldn’t have such a poor group of finalists to choose from.

Hmmm.  We are going to cop out and let you choose.  Vote for your favorite among our bottom three.

1. Paul Salos
2. Joseph Hall
3. Donald Braswell
4. Other (you think one of our eliminations belongs in the finals)

See you tomorrow night!

*TGFFF- Thank gad for fast forward

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